Noslop · a clipping studio for podcasts
Your podcast, cut daily.None of the slop.
Every episode becomes 8-12 post-ready vertical clips: framed on the speaker, captioned word-for-word, delivered within 24 hours. You approve everything.
6+ postable clips per episode, or it's free
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The problem
Every podcast needs daily short-form.
The two ways to get it both fall short.
DIY clipping tools produce recognizable slop: random cuts, captions sliding out of sync, the speaker halfway out of frame. Your audience can tell inside the first second, and they keep scrolling.
Human editors get it right, but they cost $3–5k a month and still take days per episode. So the clips trickle out a week late, or never get made at all.
We built the third option: our own cutting system, an editor’s judgment encoded, with a human reviewing every clip before it reaches you.
Software does the heavy lifting. Taste signs off.
Clips should look like your best editor made them. Every episode. Without hiring one.
What arrives in your folder
A week of short-form, from one episode.
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Your feed, full.
8-12 finished clips from every episode, enough to post daily between episodes.
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Cut with an editor's judgment.
Clips open on the hook, end on the payoff, and keep the person talking in frame, including two-camera and wide shots.
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Captions that hold attention.
Word-timed, styled to your brand, never drifting out of sync.
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Packaged to post.
Titles, hooks and hashtags for every clip, in a folder your team (or we) can schedule from.
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Your time back.
Zero editing hours on your side. Review takes minutes; approval is always yours.
Recent cuts
The work speaks vertically.
How it works
Three steps. One of them is yours.
You send a link and approve the cuts. We handle everything between.
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Send your feed
We pull each new episode automatically the moment it drops. One link is all we need from you.
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We cut, you approve
Clips and titles land in your review link within 24 hours. Approve them or request tweaks. Nothing goes final without your say.
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Post-ready folder
Finals named, captioned and packaged. Post them yourself, or have us schedule them on Full-service.
Pricing
The same cuts on every plan. The difference is how much we handle.
one-off
Single episode
A tripwire, not a discount brand. Try the work on one episode.
- 8-12 finished clips
- Titles + hashtags
- 48-hour delivery
- No commitment
Founding rate, locked 12 months
Core
Every episode turned into a week of post-ready short-form. ≈$180 an episode.
- 8-12 post-ready clips per episode
- Titles + hashtags for each clip
- 24-hour turnaround
- Delivery folder, ready to post
- Twice-weekly shows: $1,200/mo
/mo
Full-service
We run the whole short-form channel end to end.
- Everything in Core
- We schedule and post to your accounts
- Monthly performance recap
- Undercuts a regular team ~2×
Founding rate is an honest early-client discount against list price, locked for 12 months.
Networks and studios: white-label from $2,500/mo.
The guarantee
6+ postable clips per episode, or that episode is free.
Every episode ships with 8-12 finished clips, and you approve each one. Approve fewer than six, and that episode comes off your invoice. You’re the judge: no forms, no argument. No contracts; cancel any month.
Questions
The honest answers.
You do, fully. Every clip, caption and title is yours to post, keep and repurpose forever. We claim nothing.
A link to your episodes: your RSS feed, YouTube channel or a shared folder. That's it. We pull each new episode automatically as it drops.
Within 24 hours of an episode going live. Single-episode orders land within 48 hours.
You approve everything before it's final. If a cut isn't right, swap it: unlimited swaps from that episode's pool, at no extra cost.
Per episode, on every plan, forever. Each delivery has 8-12 clips and you approve each one. If you approve fewer than six, that episode is credited off your next invoice (refunded in full on a single-episode order). Your approvals are the measure; there's nothing to file and nothing to argue.
Our own software does the cutting. That's how every episode ships within 24 hours at this price. A human reviews every clip before you see it, and you approve everything after that. Slop happens when nobody with taste is in the loop; here, someone always is.
On Full-service, yes: we schedule and publish to your accounts. On Core and single episodes you get a post-ready folder your team can schedule from in minutes.
Your next episode could be tomorrow’s feed.
One link from you. A week of post-ready clips back. You see the work, and you approve it, before you commit to anything.
6+ postable clips per episode, or it's free